Dear Author,
I think I may be going crazy. Well, not really crazy, but I seem to be losing touch with reality, and I'm not quite sure why. And, now that I think about it, even that's not quite right. I know exactly why I'm losing touch with reality, in a way. I know the ultimate reason behind it, just not the "other" reason.
What do you know? I know that you are the reason for my losing touch with reality. You are the reason for my pain, my pleasure, even my fucking family. And you enjoy every moment of it, don't you? You just love watching as I slowly lose myself to this stupid "destiny" that you laid out for me when you decided to write about me, and no matter how much I hate what you're doing to me, you won't stop, will you?
Would it change your mind to know that I hate you with a passion? That no matter how much you may fantasize about me and the things that you're making everyone in my life do to me, you will never be able to be a part of it? And that even if you could be in my story, you designed me and my world in such a way that you couldn't possibly be part of the main cast?
Of course it wouldn't. But that doesn't change the fact that I hate your guts.
May you rot in Hell,
Arin Cellen
Dear Author,
I haven't heard from you in a while. Have you forgotten about me? Have you forgotten about the fact that you left me in the middle of a fight with the love of my life? I really would like to get on with the story sometime, if that wouldn't be too much of a problem.
And, while we're at it, could you do something about Akito? He's getting annoying, popping in and out of my world all the time, especially when it involves witch hunts (or should I say "sorcerer hunts" instead?) and mobs lusting for my blood. What did I ever do to deserve a pretty boy almost as big as myself falling on my head and then forcing me to run for my life to avoid being trampled to death by a bunch of panicking townspeople?
And now his brother? As if I didn't have enough gender challenged males in my life. Kyle still calls me "he" every now and then, and he's been off of his world for six months now! It's just... weird, and I'm getting tired of it.
So yeah... that's what I would like from you. If you could do something about it, that would be nice.
Sincerely,
Nonay
Dear Author,
Long time no see! Really, it is. But I would like someday to have some sort of closure on at least one of my stories. It's not like I'm asking for my magic back or anything. That would just be weird, after so long without it. But a boyfriend who I can stay with, that would be nice.
Yeah, I know you gave me Izumi, but come to think of it you still haven't actually written that yet. Just some little ficlets, and those don't count. Especially when you decide to give me kids at the same time.
Speaking of kids, wouldn't it be a better idea to just lay off on Niki's kids in the future. I know you like the little genielings and all, but I'm pretty sure Niki will have a fit if you really do give her twins, especially if you still plan on making her guys run off on her. So why don't you just cut that part out and let her stay happy?
And while you're at it, make us all happy, hmmm?
Later,
Jay